Oh, what will they think of next?

Last week, we found <a href="http://www.technewsdaily.com/4508-6-wackiest-google-searches.html">six popular, whacky Google searches</a> by starting to type in a question or phrase (on a browser with no record of our past browsing history) and seeing how Google suggested to autocomplete the text based on the most popular searches. <p> This week, we did it again, branching out into other phrases and getting more weird suggestions. What's up with people? Now we know.

How long...

Um, that would be about five kilometers.

Why…

Maybe because you've been spending too much time on Google.

Why do you?

See previous slide.

How did I…

Eeuw! We don't want to know

I did…

Did you get the birds and bees talk when you were a kid?

How do you…

You should have read this before the previous question came up.

What if…

We'd really be in the dark.

8 More Hilarious Google Searches